;paper bags and plastic hearts,

Omg I feel asphyxiated. SS today:/ and I only mugged like an hour for it, but I really focused on chpt 6 today, and PSK was hinting like crazy on what would come out. so XD. Yay. Chem of course was just DIABOLICAL. Had english and emaths yesterday which was a good warm-up buuuut im not too confident for emath :/ GOD.

watched david archuleta and carly smithson's previous auditions in the gym today. omg david has really come a long way. smithson is damn good! she should at least been in the top three. :X i just realised david cook's been keeping a reeeeally low profile! haha no scandals and shit. what a good boy. :D

My son, Johnson of 3.1, has had an unfortunate incident involving several virgins yesterday night. Apparently they were not ALL virgins as he has grown cauliflowers on his groin area. Therefore he is unable to swim as he encounters a ‘searing pain like a raging flame’ when he encounters water. Thus, I would appreciate it if you would excuse him for swimming today. Thank you. "

LOL. no comment. 'searing pain like a raging flame'? damn! OH and I didn’t know that there’s a thing like calcium tetrachloride! Its like monoxide, dioxide, trioxide and tetrachloride.k NVM. Cause of exams I gotta use the com less, so expect less updates and tags to your blog:X Goodbye, world.

"...American Syullabus... how should i explain this to you. why don't i give you my schedule for today (thursday). Basically on thursdays (which is awesome!), i get up at 9.30, get to class at 9.45. and then i get a free of 1hr15min and then lunch and then i get another free of 70min, and then off to class for another 70mins. this is only thursday though..."

but at least they redeemed themselves later with thunder and FMTM, and their rendition of hero/heroine was simply AWESOME. hahaha. Martin Johnson was like spamming picks to the crowd every few minutes. ivan's fren CLAIMED that they even threw out ipods to their fans! and i missed out on all this. arrgh.

Omg its almost impossible to stone nowadays during amaths. Ms. Lee always glances at me every 20 seconds or so. Pffft. Oh and today we got

Cos’ we usually skip swimming to mug. And thus today only like eight ppl turned up for swimming from my class? X) LOL. So the teachers swooped around the school and caught shitloads of people. BUTbutbut I didn’t get caught! XD due to my uhm sheer skill but they took attendance and thus I had to surrender myself to yours truly, chan chee wei after school for

So we did the usual shit like picking up litter, providing free hard labour and so on. which was quite fun when u do it with 15 other homies :D but i cut my leg while scouring the bushes! GAHH. its like a deep crimson reddd now.ahh i seem to be getting all kinds of health shit nowadays :\ oh well.

My crumpler :) 15 months of unwavering service and counting! :D and of course many other things

“*glares and glares and glares* im soo gonna kill you at chalet!” from Jasmine haha. Around late june-ish. What a sweet girl.

“He’s in 2.13. rohan shah” from Debbie :O she passed my umbrella to this Indian fella. zomg I was too lazy to collect it :\\

NO. nononoNO. Quite impossible with EOYs so freaking close. And other frustrating matters.

idk today really was the - man.

so we were like supposed to teach the cute year 1s some knots for their campcraft badge, so i was like revising through my pieces mentally during amaths :/ I KNOW, exams are like 13 days away, but hey man! rep's at stake here? hmmph so i was like in a 'day-dreamish' trance la. like staring into empty space. then lee chia hui was like

'yi chong, you look like your're in love.'

W.T.F. OMGGG. what the motherlovin' hell was that?! wtf? i was STONING for god's sake. then came the laughter. all 163 decibels of it. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaHAHA. shit i really wanted to kill myself then. GAH. and of course, my desperate pleas for understanding were conveniently ignored. pfffft.

last night/early morning: really. depressing. dream. about life then. :/ wont go into details.
today's horoscope: Something early today reminds you of just how different your life was a short time ago...
O.O hot shit, i thought. my horoscope's been dead on for a few days now. wait! there's more!
...it is most likely you feel GREAT about the change, but its good to compare and contrast.
absolute BULLSHIT. oh well. damn random day! :XX lol.

im totally hooked onto muse now! XD and of course boyslikegirls and MAROON 5!!!

I feel like a hero
and you are my heroiiinee X))

And I feel a weakness coming on
Never felt so good to be so wrong
Had my heart on lockdown
And then you turned me around
I'm feeling like a new born child
Every time I get a chance to see you smile
It's not complicated
I was so jaded

HAHA. boyslikegirls ftw!^^ and i dont wanna do the quiz! :/

B) Tag 8 people to do this quiz & those who are tagged cannot refuse.These people must state who they were tagged by & cannot tag the person whom they were tagged by.

BLOGGING(duhh), mugging, facebook, chatting, texting, laughing, eating, sleeping?

Yeah. Every day at 11 pm D: quite pointless to keep it on throughout the night right?

GOSH. CAN’T REMEMBER. At least, can’t remember the last time I cried ‘physically’ :X

Course! God has a plan for all of us right? Right? :O at least that’s what I believe in

‘Thanks a lot chong. Remember have faith and ____ ______! Haha. Godspeed brother.’ X)

(edit)haha i feel particularly helpful today (: go to qixian's blog at swiftworld.net and spam-click his ads! so he can earn come extra cash to SHARE WITH US xD

haha ok blog viewership is flagging. and i've been keeping a low profile these days :X which is why im UPDATING NOW. haha. albeit a few days late :/

its pouring like hell outside. oh ben ong just bought a freaking pair of OLIVE havaianas. lucky shit. wtff so JEALOUS. and i just found out that i have to do this freaking 100 question quiz!! yes i love you all, bitches. like got tagged thrice to do it. just shows how popular i am (: jkjk will do it soon. :/

lol i've been able to wake up LATE like 5 straight days in a row. yayy i feel so blessed! XD while other ppl slog it out. and ive actually managed to finish the ENTIRE section on thermal physics. without tuition! *haughty look* and a bit of chem. heheh. soo proud of myself.which reminds me that EOYs are friggin 19 days away! GOSH. ok im gonna stop ranting for ur sake now.

haha im feeling really weird now. like a cross between pure happiness and despair. LOL. why does life NEVER go as planned? and things that aren't planned happen. :X hahah but dosen't god have a plan for all of us? lol sure hope mine's on the right track. ok im preaching the gospel now. wtf.

Some CHOICE Nasty Punjabi Swears That I've Meticulously Learnt For My Personal Self Defence In The Very Near Future (From Facebook :D)

Kuti - Bitch
Haramjada - Bastard
Pra-chodh - Brother fucker
Sai da lora - Tramp's dick
Aake mere desi bund chaat - kiss my brown ass
Theri ma de lund naal gobi jamdi - Cauliflower grows in ur mom's dick
Kutiey, there baap kohn ah?-Bitch, who's your daddy?

Swears I Wanna Learn

Bacara ge bun mar, tu rami- Go fuck a sheep you bastard
Tere ma mere kuthi si -Your mom was my bitch
Mere thoh thoh naal dundh saaf kar-Brush your teeth with my dick
Teri mae mu mere pind de faltoo kutte chodan!-Your mom gets fucked by retarded pind dogs
my favourite X):Meray tuttaya de choowa noo kungi maar madarchod-You motherfucker, comb the hair on my balls.

AND lots and lots and LOTS of perverted shit. look what facebook teaches bright minds like us XD. YOU THREE BASTARDS. Mere thoh thoh naal dundh saaf kar! yayy im worth $225,454 on friends for sale! ffs is the BEST. X)